
Toy Bonnie: Alright guys, please get ready. Toy Chica: (Flies over entrance barricade) Whee! Mangle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Toy Bonnie: (deeply) I wanna play a game! Mario: (Quickly winds the music box) Ahh! Mama mia! Hoo hoo! Music box version of Pop Goes the Weasel plays as Puppet gets prepared to kill Mario)īalloon Boy: (On monitor) It's raping time! (Alarm blares because music box stopped playing. Mario: TOAD! IS YOUR ASS OUT OF THE PORTAL YET? Phone Guy: That restaurant should be the safest place on Earth. (Mario looks around Office, he has built barricades on the vents and the entrance) Toy Bonnie: (entering from the Left Vent with a sword) I'm going to saw through your dick! Mario: WAAAH! (Turns off Flashlight, builds a barricade, and holds a cross) Out of this house! OUT OF THIS HOUSE!! Toy Freddy: (In the hall, dancing) HATERS GONNA HATE! Mario: (runs into the Office and hits the wall) OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! WHERE'S THE DOOR BUTTON?!?!? YES! IT HAS TO BE THIS ONE! (presses Flashlight button) Toy Freddy: (stops singing and waving, pulls out Golden Freddy suit) GET IN MY BELLY!! Toy Freddy's System: BARE FAT ITALIAN NEEDS SUIT! (deeply, while scanning Mario) family! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me. Toy Freddy: (still waving his arms and still singing) We're a happy. Toy Freddy: (waving his arms and singing) I love you! You love me! (Mario gets caught by light near Show Stage. Phone Guy: Uh, now I want you to forget anything you may have heard at the old location. Phone guy: WAZZZUUUPPP!! Welcome to your new job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Mario: Whoa, YA-HAHAHA-HOW! TOAD! GO BACK! I WAS JOKING! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! (Mario and Toad get sucked into the portal Rocks opened. Mario: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! WAIT WAIT WAIT! Mario: (grunts) MAMA-HOO-HA-HOO-WOW-WOW!! I'M SO GOOD, I CAN TRANSPORT MYSELF INTO THE GAME AND BEAT THOSE ROBOTIC ASSES, AGAIN!! Toad: (blocking the door) NO! You ain't going anywhere unless you beat that game! Unless you're too scared, loser! (laughing) Like a loser, like a loser! Mario: (dancing to the door and singing) Fuck this shit, I'm out. PC: GAME OVER YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! GAME OVER TRY AGAIN (Game over screen shows Toy Freddy wonky-eyed and screen shakes) Mario: I could do this with my eyes closed. Toad: NO! NO WAY!!! AHHH!! (pushes Mario) Mario: (Looks shocked, then angry) OK, that's it! No more computer, we're reading books from now on! Toad: Shut up! I need to see my wife Foxy! :DDDD Mario: Oh, come on! How could you do this to me, Toad?!

(Toy Bonnie is seen twitching his eyebrows and pointing at them) Mario: What the heck are you screaming about anyway? Mario: (Kicking open door) TOAD!! Seriously, shut up! (Toad plays the game, gets jumpscared by Toy Bonnie, screams and then explodes.)

#Freddy spaghetti gameplay free#
Mario: I can't believe that stupid spaghettiria made their own game! They fire me without giving me free spaghetti and then they make a game! Well, ha! No one is gonna play that piece of crap! Mario: (Sarcastically) Ooooh, very scary. (Shows Box art along with Mangle, who twitches slightly and Foxy, his mouth open and the words "(EEEing intensifies)

(The Retarded64 intro starts, just like most other Retarded64 videos did.)

(The blooper opens with WARNING: This video contain strong language. This is the transcript of R64: Return to Freddy's Spaghettria.
